25 June 2009

Godmother

Authoress: Carolyn Turgeon
Pages: 288
Genre: Adult Fiction

Condensed: Lil is a sweet little old lady who works in a used book store. Or so it seems. In truth she's an exiled fairy who lost her job centuries ago for failing to unite Cinderella and Prince Charming. Why did she fail to unite the two destined lovers? 'Cause little miss decided to go to the the ball in Cindy's place! Apparently a major "no no" in fairy land. The result? She was banished from everything she knows and everyone she loves. Sent to live among the humans and forced to hide her wings she lives this drab solitary life until she meets a quirky hairstylist with a zest for life and a knack for picking losers. Suddenly she realizes she's been given a second chance at redemption. If she can find this modern day New Yorker Cinderella a prince, maybe (just maybe) the fairy elders will let her return.

My take: I loved the concept of this story but not the execution. The story took a turn in the end that I simply could not digest. However, I did enjoy the journey. Carolyn Turgeon writes in my favorite literary style: magical realism. She couples this magic with delicious descriptions that are so vivid you can almost taste the words. In this aspect she reminds me of a modern day female Gabriel Garcia Marquez. So while I didn't love the book I do think it would make an excellent film. Preferably directed by someone known for using fierce colors like Tim Burton.

Romance-o-meter: Low on the romance but it does have some juicy moments.

Adventure-o-meter: Light.
Kiddie-o-meter: Due to a strong dose of sensuality I'm going to say it's more suited for older teens. There's no sex, violence, or social commentary. There are some hints to violence but it's never explained or described.

My rating: 3 stars

Worth-a-read?: Check it out from the library first and decide for your self. But take your time reading it. The words are really delish. While I have no interest in owning this book I could totally see my self re-reading certain sections just to relish in her word usage.

Share worthy: "But I could not look away from him. I was sure he would taste of peach juice and dew. Figs plucked straight off the tree."

Final say: See how vivid her descriptions are? I'm totally craving figs after typing that.

About Me & Tales of Whimsy

Last updated 03.19.2014



Welcome to Tales of Whimsy. Tales of Whimsy was born in the summer of 2009 as a place for me to share my thoughts on fantastical books. There's still a special place in my heart for magical realism. Since then Tales of Whimsy has grown and evolved with me to encompass focusing on the sweet whimsical little things in everyday life. You can expect to find me discussing audiobooks, books, random loveliness, mamahood musings, and whimsy all with panache.




I am a happily married stay-at-home suburban mama, laundry ninja, and book lover. My little girl was born in the winter of 2011 and I refer to her as Little Miss Whimsy now since she's not a baby anymore. When I'm not hanging out with her, I am usually stealing a moment with an book or listening to an audiobook while I do housework or run errands.


I can usually be found holding a giant Mason jar of sugar-free lemonade while wearing black yoga pants even though I don't do yoga. I like to keep it real but I also like to keep it happy. I never ever leave the house without tinted lip gloss and sunglasses. I love God and living simply. I have puffy hair. I'm on a mission to make vegetables delicious. I was frugal way before it was cool to be. I actually enjoy pulling weeds. I'm addicted to earthy pastel colors, natural fabrics and elements, learning the bible, stevia, gray, impromptu kitchen dance parties, flip flops, nature photography, and food/comedy/game shows. I believe prayer, stretching, and tea always help. I use to be a serial daydreamer. I heart kisses, giggles, and snuggles from my little girl and I can't wait to read, twirl, cook, stargaze, and find shapes in fluffy clouds with her. I am a happy crier. I have a huge heart. I am constantly misunderstood. I am sassy and saucy but totally a softy on the inside. 


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24 June 2009

Audiobook Archive

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A Bride in the Bargain written by Deeanne Gist, narrated by Linda Stephens
A Grown-Up Kind of Pretty written and narrated by Joshilyn Jackson
A Witch's Handbook of Kisses and Curses written by Molly Harper, narrated by Amanda Ronconi
About Average written by Andrew Clements, narrated by Celia Keenan-Bolger
Airborn written by Kenneth Oppel, narrated by a various narrators
Anna Dressed in Blood written by Kendare Blake, narrated by August Ross
Au Revoir, Crazy European Chick written by Joe Schreiber, narrated by Steven Boyer
Austenland written by Shannon Hale, narrated by Katherine Kellgren

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City of Dark Magic written by Magnus Flyte, narrated by Natalie Gold
Click-Clack the Rattlebag written and narrated by Neil Gaiman
Coraline written and narrated by Neil Gaiman

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Dead Men Kill written by L. Ron Hubbard, narrated by various narrators
Driving Mr. Dead written by Molly Harper, narrated by Amanda Ronconi

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Girls of Nightmares written by Kendare Blake, narrated by August Ross

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Heaven is for Real written by Todd Burpo, with Lynn Vincent, narrated by Dean Gallagher

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Ida B and Her Plans to Maximize Fun, Avoid Disaster, and (Possibly) Save the World written by Katherine Hannigan, narrated by Lili Taylor
I'm No Angel: From Victoria Secret Model to Role Model written by Kylie Bisutti, narrated by Amy Rubinate
Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me? (And Other Concerns) written and narrated by Mindy Kaling

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Liar & Spy written by Rebecca Stead, narrated by Jesse Bernstein
Lucy in the Sky written and narrated by John Vorhaus

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Midnight in Austenland written by Shannon Hale, narrated by Stina Nielsen
The Mysterious Howling: The Incorrigible Children of Ashton Place written by Maryrose Wood, narrated by Katherine Kellgren

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On the Island written by Tracey Garvis Graves, narrated by Heidi Baker

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Problem at Pollensa Bay and Seven Other Mysteries written by Agatha Christie, narrated by Jonathan Cecil

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Savvy written by Ingrid Law, narrated by Lily Blau
Stories I Only Tell My Friends written and narrated by Rob Lowe
Succubus Blues written by Richelle Mead, narrated by Elisabeth Rodgers

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The Body in the Library written by Agatha Christie, narrated by Stephanie Cole

The Care and Feeding of Stray Vampires written by Molly Harper, narrated by Amanda Ronconi
The Christmas Secret written and narrated by Donna VanLiere
The Descendants written by Kaui Hart Hemmings, narrated by Jonathan Davis
The Language of Flowers written by Vanessa Diffenbaugh, narrated by Tara Sands
The Name of the Star written by Maureen Johnson, narrated by Nicola Barber
The Strange Case of Origami Yoda written by Tom Angleberge, narrated by various narrators
The Wedding Dress written by Rachel Hauck, narrated by Eleni Pappageorge
Three Times Lucky written by Sheila Turnage, narrated by Michal Friedman

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Undead Sublet written by Molly Harper, narrated by Sophie Eastlake

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White Cat written by Holly Black, narrated by Jesse Eisenberg
Witches of East End written by Melissa de la Cruz, narrated by Katie Schorr

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4R's, Policies, & Copyrights

Last updated 11.17.2013

Please note: At this time, Tales of Whimsy.com is no longer accepting books nor audiobooks for review.

Ratings:

  • 1 star = This book did nothing for me.
  • 2 stars = This book was not my cup of tea but has potential.
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  • 4 stars = I really liked this book.
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  • 5 stars = I want to hug this book.
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Recognition:


Has Tales of Whimsy ever been quoted in a book? My review of My Forbidden Desire is quoted in the front of My Dangerous Pleasure by Carolyn Jewel.

Has Tales of Whimsy ever been nominated for an award? In 2011, Tales of Whimsy was nominated for the "Best Eclectic Book Blog" during Book Blog Appreciation Week. Also in 2011, Tales of Whimsy received the great honor of being listed as one of the "Top 15 Best Blogs" by Pragmatic Mom.com.
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Recommendations:

For bloggers:
  • Find your own voice.
  • Just keep doing what you love and it will show. (The The Story Siren.com advised me of this when I was first starting out and I have never forgotten it. In fact, it has become my mantra.)
  • Do not be afraid to try new things. Your blog does not have to be like everyone else's. In fact I think most folks prefer blogs that blaze their own trails. I know I do.
  • Be kind to authors. These books (for better or for worse) are their babies and they each carry the author's blood, sweat, and tears.
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  • Give credit where credit is due. If you repost something you found on another blog, link back.
  • Read Book Blogger Etiquette by i swim for oceans.com.
  • Read How to Blog Without Comparing Yourself to Others.
  • Check out Book Blogging 101 and read Copyright on Images and Artwork and by Parajunkee.com.
  • Considering audiobooks? Read Audiobooks Guide and Instructions by Hot Listens and How to Write an Audiobook Review by Beth Fish Reads.
  • Have fun.

For authors:

For avoiding plagiarism:
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    • Wait a few days. This part is important because it will help you forget what you've read and allow you time to come up with your own words.
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    • Still stumped? Ask a friend or family member for help. I can not tell you how many times Mr. Whimsy has helped me tweak or perfect something for my site. He is my proofreader and assistant.
    • Be you. Trust me your readers want to read you.
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