06 July 2010

Well Said: Vamp Jobs


"I sighed. I hate the vamp jobs. They think they're so suave. It's not enough for them to slaughter and eat you like a zombie would. No, they want it to be all sexy, too. And trust me: vampires? Not. Sexy. I mean, sure, their glamours can be pretty hot, but the dry-as-bone corpse bodies shimmering underneath? Nothing attractive there."

35 comments :

  1. I want to read this book too..nice to know about vamps :)

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  2. Gah! I can hardly wait until this book is out and I can read it myself!!

    My teasers are here -
    http://www.mangamaniaccafe.com/?p=4127

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  3. This sounds hilarious and delightful, just like Ms. White. I can't wait to read it!

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  4. Haha love this! Can't wait for your review :)

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  5. lol ;-D
    Definitely WANT IT!

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  6. ohh! I really want to read this book. Great teaser. I look forward to reading your review.

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  7. Great teaser! This is a book I can’t wait to read.

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  8. Is this from the excerpt? I feel like I've read it before. Anyway, this might be one of my most anticipated books of this year. Great pick! (:

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  9. Great teaser! I can't wait to read this one. I've heard good things so far, and love the cover. How are you liking it?

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  10. Oh man, now I want to read this one even more!
    Thanks :)

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  11. This just made me laugh out loud. Definitely getting this one :)

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  12. Haha..Now that's funny. This one time, I think it's great to know vamps is just NOT that attractive.LOL

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  13. Haha! I don't get the whole vamp love either. If I had to choose vamp or were it would definitely be were. I'm really looking forward to reading this book.

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  14. Great teaser!!!! Can't wait to get my hands on this book. :) My teaser's
    here

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  15. I have this on the TBR list....are you reading it right now?? Anything with vamps...Im there!!!

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  16. Great teaser! I have been seeing this book everywhere. I can't wait to read it.

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  17. Yeah, being able to see what's underneath would be a turn off.

    Mine is here

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  18. Ooh...now there's a different take on our sparkly friends. Still...I WANT TO READ IT! Thanks for the teaser....though now I'm hungry for more... *nom*nom* ^_^

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  19. Hehe, totally loved this teaser Juju! Can't wait to hear your thoughts on this one. =)

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  20. Lol, great teaser! I have this book on my wishlist, but now I'll definitely get it! Sounds fun! I hope you're enjoying it!

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  21. Ha, I'm not a vampire book person but that sounds pretty funny.

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  22. that is too funny! I'm dying to read this one (no pun intended LOL), even more so now!!

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  23. Sorry, I'm a little late visiting this...

    That's a great teaser, very funny!! The cover art has caught my attention but I haven't read it yet. How are you liking it?

    Here is our teaser for this week.

    ♥Isalys

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  24. Ew, gross. Great teaser though!

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  25. Love that teaser! It's nice to hear something negative-ish about vampires for once. :D

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  26. Really good teaser. One of my favourites of the week.

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  27. i love the title of the book! way cool!

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  28. Oooh I want to read this so bad. And I want that DRESS!

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  29. Kim: I hear ya! I want it too! :)

    Andrea: LOL :D True!

    Mel: *giggle* ok ;)

    itsJUSTme: I'm not much of one either which is part of why I love it so much so far. :)

    Alice & Adriana: Amen to that! ;)

    Tina: I am reading it right now. It's pretty grand! She's one paranormal butt kicking machine. :)

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  30. I love this teaser! I'm usually into Para but this could make me a follower...

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  31. Gina: I hope you decide to try it. It is SOOOOOOOOO good.

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