"I sighed. I hate the vamp jobs. They think they're so suave. It's not enough for them to slaughter and eat you like a zombie would. No, they want it to be all sexy, too. And trust me: vampires? Not. Sexy. I mean, sure, their glamours can be pretty hot, but the dry-as-bone corpse bodies shimmering underneath? Nothing attractive there."
I want to read this book too..nice to know about vamps :)
ReplyDeleteGah! I can hardly wait until this book is out and I can read it myself!!
ReplyDeleteMy teasers are here -
http://www.mangamaniaccafe.com/?p=4127
This sounds hilarious and delightful, just like Ms. White. I can't wait to read it!
ReplyDeleteHaha love this! Can't wait for your review :)
ReplyDeletelol ;-D
ReplyDeleteDefinitely WANT IT!
can't wait to read that!
ReplyDeleteohh! I really want to read this book. Great teaser. I look forward to reading your review.
ReplyDeleteGreat teaser! This is a book I can’t wait to read.
ReplyDeleteIs this from the excerpt? I feel like I've read it before. Anyway, this might be one of my most anticipated books of this year. Great pick! (:
ReplyDeleteCara: This is from page 2 of the ARC :)
ReplyDeleteGreat teaser! I can't wait to read this one. I've heard good things so far, and love the cover. How are you liking it?
ReplyDeleteOh man, now I want to read this one even more!
ReplyDeleteThanks :)
This just made me laugh out loud. Definitely getting this one :)
ReplyDeleteHaha..Now that's funny. This one time, I think it's great to know vamps is just NOT that attractive.LOL
ReplyDeleteHaha! I don't get the whole vamp love either. If I had to choose vamp or were it would definitely be were. I'm really looking forward to reading this book.
ReplyDeleteGreat teaser!!!! Can't wait to get my hands on this book. :) My teaser's
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I have this on the TBR list....are you reading it right now?? Anything with vamps...Im there!!!
ReplyDeleteGreat teaser! I have been seeing this book everywhere. I can't wait to read it.
ReplyDeleteYeah, being able to see what's underneath would be a turn off.
ReplyDeleteMine is here
Ooh...now there's a different take on our sparkly friends. Still...I WANT TO READ IT! Thanks for the teaser....though now I'm hungry for more... *nom*nom* ^_^
ReplyDeleteHehe, totally loved this teaser Juju! Can't wait to hear your thoughts on this one. =)
ReplyDeleteLol, great teaser! I have this book on my wishlist, but now I'll definitely get it! Sounds fun! I hope you're enjoying it!
ReplyDeleteHa, I'm not a vampire book person but that sounds pretty funny.
ReplyDeletethat is too funny! I'm dying to read this one (no pun intended LOL), even more so now!!
ReplyDeleteSorry, I'm a little late visiting this...
ReplyDeleteThat's a great teaser, very funny!! The cover art has caught my attention but I haven't read it yet. How are you liking it?
Here is our teaser for this week.
♥Isalys
Ew, gross. Great teaser though!
ReplyDeleteLove that teaser! It's nice to hear something negative-ish about vampires for once. :D
ReplyDeleteVery nice tease!
ReplyDeleteomg juju!! wantwantwant!
ReplyDeleteReally good teaser. One of my favourites of the week.
ReplyDeletei love the title of the book! way cool!
ReplyDeleteOooh I want to read this so bad. And I want that DRESS!
ReplyDeleteKim: I hear ya! I want it too! :)
ReplyDeleteAndrea: LOL :D True!
Mel: *giggle* ok ;)
itsJUSTme: I'm not much of one either which is part of why I love it so much so far. :)
Alice & Adriana: Amen to that! ;)
Tina: I am reading it right now. It's pretty grand! She's one paranormal butt kicking machine. :)
I love this teaser! I'm usually into Para but this could make me a follower...
ReplyDeleteGina: I hope you decide to try it. It is SOOOOOOOOO good.
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